A.A.D.D. - adj. ...more commonly known as accomplishment attention deficit order. (aa-aa-dee-dee) [origin -Silicon Valley] to find out everything about something, to conquer it and then they move on to the next thing. "OK, OK, so I have A.A.D.D." the entrepreneur exclaimed. "let's just move on."
anticifaking - adv. (an-ti-se-fake-ing) [origin - much wine] to fake as though you have experienced great pain, even before you were hit. "When I was young I would anticifake my brother's punches before they hit me, so it would lesson the blow."
asshat - n. (ass-hat) [origin - impromptu speech at Virgance] - a loser, a poser, someone doing something they have no business doing. "as the founder stood up he attempted to boost the moral of everyone in the office by trying to communicate how awesome he thought their team was by saying 'team, we are the best in the business. There's the asshats, and then there's us' Later a particular team member thought it would a good idea to tweet this phrase." (see also axiom. "There's the asshats, and then there's us")
asshattery - adv. [ass-hat-er-ee] (origin:date night with my wife) of or having the qualities of being an asshat. The founder could not believe his eyes when he found out one of his employees hooked up a USB powered nerf missile guidance system to his MAC in order to shoot the computational linguists in the head. He wondered.... is this building culture or will this type of asshatery take down the company in some really screwed up HR lawsuit? (...see also n. asshat)
deadpool - n. (dead-pool) - [origin - commentors in Techcrunch] a startup that was once spoken about with great acclaim in TechCrunch only later to fail miserably. "The founders of Rackooji thought they were all that and a bag of chips when TechCrunch ran a big article on them claiming them to be the next google. But a year later, they were part of the dead pool and were selling their desks on Craig's list."
do goodery - n. (du-good-err-ee) [origin - Virgance] a market of companies, non-profits and foundations that attempts to cause positive social change. "Virgance dabbles delectably in the do goodery space."
entrepreneur - n. ( en-tra-pre-n-oor ) [ origin - my gut] an over-optimistic, but resourceful person who is addicted to attempting the impossible. "I am an entrepreneur."
investeratzi - noun. (in-vest-er-at-zi) [origin - SR24 restaurant] def. - the angel investors who flock to invest because one or more of the super angels is listed as an investor in a startup on AngelList. "As soon as Ron Conway said yes, the startup posted their raise on AngelList and the investeratzi come flooding in"
ipsy - adj. (ip-see) - [origin - breakfast with my wife] - an uncomfortable feeling, usually associated with thinking about doing something or thinking about the possibility of something that is both weird and bad in some indescribable way. Also, usually accompanied with a facial expression involving a smooshing of the lips revealing 3 or more teeth combined with significant movement of at least one eyebrow in the downward direction. syn. jibly. "I don't know about you, but whenever I think about Sarah Palin becoming president, I get ipsy."
lumbersome - adj. (lum-ber-sum) [origin - Powerset] to lay like lumber or to feel like laying like lumber would. "Every monday Shane told me he felt tired, unmotivated and lumbersome. So I fired him."
quired - adj. (kw-i-erd) [origin - a word I used today] to be tired from hanging out on quora for too long. "Keith Rabois must be quired, because he seems to be addicted to quora."
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